Trilingual Rajnandini has also published work in a supplement for 'The Telegraph', and had her poetry shortlisted in Poems4Peace, an international project. What did the firefighter say to his staff at the family dinner? 14. When the renowned shoe factory burned down, the firemen could only save the one shoe sole. Because he wanted to make them laugh, but sadly no pun in ten did! Get rid of your smoke detector and sleep with a firefighter. 3. 54. Youre nowhere near the fire.. They drag him out of the bar and eventually, the Irishman comes to. Anyone using the information provided by Kidadl does so at their own risk and we can not accept liability if things go wrong. It wasnt long before it exploded into flames and an alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around. Because that is the amount of time it takes before they tell someone that they are a volunteer firefighter! Subscribe for virtual tools, STEM-inspired play, creative tips and more. What did the fireman say to the chairman of the small-town football club, who had asked him to save the cups, when the fire started in the stadium? It is a lawn chair! (Closed), I Explored The Beauty Of Earth And Captured The Most Beautiful Landscapes Of China (20 New Pics), Hey Pandas, Show Us What You Collect (Closed). What should you call a fireman who is very motivated and pumped up? From firefighters putting out fires to firefighters rescuing kittens from trees, these jokes will have you laughing out loud. After seeing all these clocks on a wall, with his friends names under them, he asked the devil, What are these clocks for? The devil replied, Each time one of your friends messes up on earth, their clock speeds up one hour. The firefighter thought for a moment and then said, I dont see the Chiefs clock anywhere? The devil replied, Oh him. Funny Firefighter Jokes - BEST FUNNY JOKES After a few minutes the wife yelled Bell 4! What the hell is Bell4? asked the husband. Of course, I canmuch farther, the firefighter replies. What is the name of the machine that firemen used to detect any fire?The fire distinguisher! Q. A fireman kicks down the door of a house and carries the family out 1 by 1, but there is no fire. Outside work, her interests include music, movies, travel, philanthropy, writing her blog, and reading. A man was trapped in a burning building on the 12th floor. Because they assist them in looking for hydrants! We hope you enjoy this collection of funny jokes about firefighters. What did the father reply when the son asked him what the least favorite letter of a firefighter is? He was comfortable in playing the game because he was in the hot seat! He just said, "Pikachu! What did Pikachu say when he met the fire chief? When say Bell 2, I want you to jump in bed. Which 'Game Of Thrones' character can be an excellent choice for a firefighter? The fire truck driver looked him right in the eye and said, The first thing were going to do is fix the dang brakes on that truck., A guycalls the fire department and says, Ive just had my front yard landscaped, I have a nice new flower bed, a new fish pond with a fountain and a new rose garden. Very nice, the firefighter replies, But what does that have to do with the fire service? Well, the man answers, The house next door is on fire and I dont want you to trample my front yard., One day, a fire chief diesand finds himself in a long line at the gates of heaven, St. Peter manning the post.
